Herobrine Spinoffs that Won't Happen

• Herobrine Simply Walks into Mordor
• Herobrine Joins the Westboro Baptist Church
• Herobrine sinks in Quicksand
• Herobrine awakens Leviathan
• Herobrine awakens Behemoth
• Herobrine becomes a seagull (MINE MINE MINE MINE)
• Herobrine awakens Ziz
• Herobrine Gets Drunk and drives The Enderdragon into a 3-Story Apartment Complex
• Herobrine, Zalgo, And Sonic.exe host a Bachelor Party for Jeff The Killer, but Masky Crashes the Party by inviting over Hookers
• Herobrine enters the Pokemon Universe and Visits May's House, Coitus ensues(ewww)
• Herobrine Gets an Anal Prolapse (Don't look that up)
• Herobrine tries to recreate Goatse (Don't look that up either)
• Herobrine buys Coffee
• Herobrine fights EVIL PATRIXXX (And loses)
• Herobrine fights Furbearingbrick (and loses)
• Herobrine smites MrBigDog and OrangetheKnight
• Herobrine Smites Fred Phelps
• Herobrine Smites whoever owns Capcom
• Herobrine fights Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra all at once
• Herobrine goes on a Foot Fetish website
• Herobrine goes on a Quicksand Fetish website( Those exist WHY)
• Herobrine thinks Shrek is dreck
• Shrek whips out his ogresized Eshrekt Cock to Kill Herobrine with
• Herobrine's Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!
• Herobrine Killed The Radio Star
• Herobrine finds Yaoi of Jeff the Killer and Slenderman
• EVIL PATRIXXX plays Poker with Herobrine( Can't Read My, Can't Read My, No he can't read my PATRIXXX FAIC)
• Herobrine gains Hyper-Realistic eyes
• Herobrine Fights Orochi
• Herobrine fights Amaterasu( and loses)
• New Herobrine on The Block
• The Herobrine Gang
• Herobrine RELEASES THE KRAKEN
• Herobrine Eats A Bagel
• HEROBRINEXXX AND DA CURSED POO POO
• Herobrine and THE MAN OF ASS
• Herobrine Reads This List and Kills EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS LIST
• Herobrine Tries to Kill Fedora6500 and Dies (MARY SUE ALERT)
• Herobrine fights Evets (and loses)
• Herobrine does Minecraft Style
• Herobrine tries to kill Spongeboob (or killer sponge)
• Herobrine and Evets have a staring contest (never ends)
• Herobrine beats the Shit out of the enderdragon
• Herobrine gets pupils
• Herobrine and the fat assed one
• Herobrine watches Twilight while listning to jb (dont ever do it the pain is MINDFUCKING)
• Herobrine kills Steve (Steve from Evets saga so he throws a tantrum and also because now he is a good guy)
• Herobrine kicks the shit out of Notch cuz Notch removed him
• Herobrine turns every single mob into white eyes like him (and steve shits bricks)
• Herobrine makes a circle
• Herobrine and his pet Enderman
• Herobrine dies
• Herobrine eats an obsidan block
• Herobrine goes face first into a mountain of TNT and swears revenge on Steve
• Herobrine vs Twilight Sparkle
• Herobrine becomes steve 
• Herobrine finds a homosexual ninja potato and dies
• Herobrine reads about the Life and Times of Millard Filmore
• Herobrine gets his face signed by Nicholas Cage
• Herobrine becomes Hyper Realistick
• Herobrine joins the Sheep Mafia
• Heorbrine Rapes a Sheep
• Herobrine looks up Last Measure( DON'T LOOK THAT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD)
• Herobrine visits the Inferno( Hell)
• Herobrine rides an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant
• Herobrine's throwable arms
• Herobrine's throwable legs
• Herobrine's Throwable penis
• Herobrine buys a level of Hell
• Herobrine crys HYPER REALISTICK BLOD
• Herobrine is stabbed by Roman senators
• Herobrine Vs Ghost(GHOST used CURSE, Herobrine is already dead!)
• Herobrine Discovers TV Tropes(His Life is then Ruined)
• Herobrine gets the Ick
• Herobrine gouges his eyes out after going on ogrish.com(Don't look that up)
• The Life and Times of Herobrine(Written by Jeff the Killer, Produced by Slenderman)
• Herobrine's save gets corrupted
• Herobrine drinks Cheese Coffee
• Herobrine visits Lavendar Town
• Herobrine becomes an intern at Nick
• Herobrine accidently triggers Ragnarok
• Herobrine makes Nuclear TNT
• Herobrine makes Nuclear Tacos
• Herobrine fights Goro and promptly gets his arms ripped off
• Herobrine fights Scorpion and gets his skin burned off
• Herobrine uses Destiny Bond on Steve
• Herobrine plays Super Meat Bros.
• Herobrine gets a horse
• Herobrine makes out with the horse
• Herobrine rapes the horse
• Herobrine forgets about the daylight saving time
• Herobrine writes a Creepypasta
• Herobrine gets banned
• Herobrine kills the admins
• Herobrine builds a Super Pootis Dick Cannon
• Herobrine accidentally blows up North Korea
• Herobrine kills Carly Rae Jepsen
• Herobrine destroys Justin Bieber's List of Doom
• Herobrine participates in a running-on-water contest with Jesus
• Herobrine's adventure in Domestic Abuse.
• Herobrine vs. God-Jeff
• Herobrine Shaves His Beard Off
• Herobrine will make sure to leave Steve the heck alone.
• Herobrine gets eye surgery.
• Herobrine considers a sex change.