Heroes of the Pacific: Satan

Few weeks ago, I was really bored. I wanted to play classics on my PS2. I wanted to play games like Ace Combat or Grand Theft Auto. So I went on the internet and I searched "ps2 games". There was game called Heroes of the Pacific. The price was 4 dollars. I didn't expect a PS2 game to be only 4 bucks.

"This looks cheap, I'll buy it!" I said. I bought it and 4 days later, the mailman came, and gave me the delivery package. I went inside and took a bag of chips and went to my room.

I opened the package, and I saw the box and the cd was... looking weird. It had scratches at the back and sharpie written title on the front. Without thinking twice, I put the game in my play station. The logos were red color, and intro was red color, like hell.

The title came up. "Heroes of the Satan" it stated.

"What is this?" I pressed start and it took me to mission 1. The attack on Pearl Harbor to be exact. The briefing guy sounded really screechy and loud, making me lower the sound because my parents were home and they hated loud noise.

At the final line he said: "YOU WILL BE MuRDEREd BY SatAn. GoOD LUCk"- just like that.

I had no choice but to continue. Aircraft selection screen came up. The P-40 (the plane you at the beginning) was painted dark red and instead USMC logo, it was Satan's head. I freaked out. The game started normally, except I wasn't taking off. I was in the air. Anyway, the Tojos came (harsh name for Japanese soldiers and pilots in wii) and I shot every single plane in the air.

The USS Arizona exploded for no reason.

The control tower guy said: "OH SHIT! Lyra! Run for cover before he comes!!" How did he know my name?

There was a timer, and objective stated: "He's coming. There is no more help. Go away from the Island. NOW."

I had 60 seconds to fly to the barrier before "He" comes. I couldn't go faster, and when timer went out, Objective said: "Mission Failed. He's here. You're doomed." Then demonic voice came up. It was talking on various foreign language or some shit.

"What in the holy name of Equestria is going on?"

It said: "Lyra. The end has come, be prepared to DIE!" Then the enemy aircraft came up. It was I think a Zero or Kate. I don't know. It started to shoot the buck out of me. I exploded in a matter of seconds and I could see my pilot swim for help. Then, he exploded and blood splattered all over the sea. Bones and organs revealing.

I had no choice but to fight back against the "Satan".

"What do you want from me you crazy twit?" I said.

"I CAME HERE TO TAKE YOUR SOUL AND BRING IT IN HELL WITH ME. ANY LAST WORDS?" Satan said.

I grabbed my hammer and rammed it in my TV screen and then PS2 turned off.

Hesitantly, I took the disc and decided to contact the seller. I couldn't find him anywhere. I searched the whole forum and website, and he was gone. I sold the game for same price and same title. Never buy from the unknown guy from the internet, or don't buy if it looks crappy. DON'T.

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Credited to LyraHeartstrings
Originally uploaded on November 23, 2012

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