Hotel marioz the 69th hotel: Difference between revisions

the level started, there were dildos everywhere and the enemies were: ogre minions, nazi shrekz, evil patrixx jr's, flaming dildos and poorly drawn pineapples, i shut the last door so mario went into a room with a bunch of vibrators on at the same time, mario said AH HA! HERES THE PROBLEM! NO HOOKERS ARE USING THESE VIBRATORS! mario said YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! ALL TOASTERS TOAST YO MAMA!!! the building then blew up, mario was in a coma, wario took place at this point. after beating the sperm bank hotel we were at Wendi's fetish party hotel. there were pigmasked naked koopas and shy guys with horse mask and i was like WHAT TYPE OF FUCKED UP MARIO GAME IS THIS?! then shrek came in naked with a chainsaw dildo and killed everyone, wario and luigi ran out and wendi's fetish party exploded in dicks, mario woke up and said STOP TOUCHIG MY JUNK NIGGAZ! wario and luigi was confused because no one was touching his junk IT MUST BE A HORNY BOO! then they went to bowsers boobies hotel, they beated up bowser with dildos then went to final place, luigi said i that creepy shrek roar. it was shreks swamp!

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