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Well, hello there,
Readers young and old,
You're in for quite a treat,
A true tale to behold.
As you can see,
With a title such as this,
I will tell you the tale,
Of how Jeff killed Christmas.
It all started late,
On a silent Christmas Eve,
And our favorite killer, Jeff,
Had something up his sleeve.
Seeing that it was Christmas,
Jeff wanted to do something new,
Something extra special,
But, what was he to do?
Just then, he heard something,
His feet made him pause,
He slowly turned to see,
A fake, drunken Santa Clause.
The wheels started turning,
Jeff had a plan,
He clutched the knife in his pocket,
And that's when it began.
Old Saint Nick saw Jeff,
Heading strait his way,
Maybe he could get a dollar,
From Mr. Jeff today.
"Hey, buddy, wanna help me out?
Now, don't go bein' cheap."
Jeff lunged at the man saying,
"Go to sleep."
He slit Santas throat,
While he squirmed and thrashed,
But there was no escaping,
Being cut and being slashed.
The drunk fell to the ground,
With a noticeable thud,
His pupils started to widen,
As he choked on his blood.
Jeff grabbed Santas suite,
Soaked with crimson water,
That's when he knew,
He could start his Christmas slaughter.
When he achieved his looked,
He was on his way,
But not before he hijacked Santas car,
Or, I mean, his sleigh.
He drove threw a small neighborhood,
Rather quiet and kind,
The perfect setting for what,
Jeff was planning in his mind.
His plan was to sneak into each home,
All of the parents he'd kill,
Murdering almost the whole neighborhood,
To get his holiday thrill.
Jeff chuckled maniacally,
Stopping at the first house on the block,
At how upset this town would be,
Boy, would they be in for a shock.
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