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Tip #1: '''DON'T WRITE A GODDAMN POKEPASTA! '''There are thousands of Pokemon related stories here on this site, as well as Deviantart, and I haven't found one, '''NOT FUCKING ONE, '''that's remotely scary. You basically need Jesus-in-his-prime tier writing to make it remotely presentable, and even then, some might turn away from it on principle. I don't care how much people call you a good writer. '''IT. WILL. NOT. BE. SCARY.'''
Tip #3: Please refrain from attempting to make a scary story based on the popular Pokemon series. Take a look at a single PokePasta on this site for a second. Read it through. I'd bet 100$ that your story followed a mostly identical plot. It was probably going to be named "Pokemon: [SOOPER SKARY ADJEKTIVE] (Insert version name here)" And be about something in the game murdering everyone, the game saying "_ DIED" and you go "BUH POKEYMANS NEVER SAYS DIE BEFORE" and something something Lavender Town, and then you finally turn the game off, and your character probably kills themselves
And that about does it, I hope you've learned some neat tips on how to create your own Haunted Pokemon Game story, and can put them to good use. Goodbye, and Good Luck!
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