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* If you do this correctly, the Mr. Potato Heads will shoot electricity out of their eyes to incinerate the paper. This will cause a portal to open up. If you used Mrs. Potato Heads instead, it will instead summon the evil Burger King Guy. Use your AR-15 for self defense and PRAY that he does not consume your soul like a frozen waffle.
If you did this entire ritual correctly, Colonel Sanders will step through the portal. Shake his hand. Greet him. Play a session of Dungeons and Dragons with him. And then play 13 rounds of Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game with him. After you do all of that, he will be able to grant you one wish that involves fried chicken. I personally wished for a bucket of fried chicken that would grant be immortality. After he grants your wish, he will go back through the portal before saying goodbye. This ritual can basically grant you absolutely anything you want as long as it at least somewhat involves fried chicken. So anyways, if you do decide to do this, good luck.
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