How to Summon Colonel Sanders: Difference between revisions

It was a hot winter morning in Limberwisk. I was eating my Pac-Man themed Chef Boyardee and smoking some spinach when I wondered, “God, wouldn't it be cool if I summoned a fast food corporation mascot and bound him to my will?” So I went to my local library to find out how to summon a fast food corporation mascot and bind him to my will. I eventually found an occult book called The Pasta Inutilis Ritualia Apta Troglodytarum, which contained the ritual I was looking for. So now, without further ado, I shall copy and paste the lore I found within the tome so you can know how to summon Colonel Sanders.