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* If you do this correctly, the Mr. Potato Heads will shoot electricity out of their eyes to incinerate the paper. This will cause a portal to open up. If you used Mrs. Potato Heads instead, it will instead summon the evil Burger King Guy. Use your AR-15 for self defense and PRAY that he does not consume your soul like a frozen waffle.
If you did this entire ritual correctly, Colonel Sanders will step through the portal. Shake his hand. Greet him. Play a session of Dungeons and Dragons with him. And then play 13 rounds of Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game with him. After you do all of that, he will be able to grant you one wish that involves fried chicken. I personally wished for a bucket of fried chicken that would grant
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