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== The Ritual ==
# Go and buy a white van.
# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie.
# Go inside the van.
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# Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s.
# When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out.
# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie.
# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now.
# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle.
# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle
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