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I am a big fan of creepypastas and really love them so much, I started to date a girl. This girl had hyper-realistic eyes, which were so cute. I loved her and she loved me. Until one day, a team of undead zombie pig business ninjas attacked me and her. We both died, but luckily, I was made out of...▼
▲I am a big fan of creepypastas and really love them so much, I started to date a
Before we get to that, we have to go to this story.
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I said bye, and then she left.
I waited 24 years, 52 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes, and 47.183 seconds until I immediately placed the DVD in my computer, saying to myself that I am observing the DVD and not playing it, finding a loophole in the DVD's permanent marker sorcery. I accepted the Terms and Agreements, and then the DVD installed a game called A Pasta that is the Creepy. I turned it on, and then I started to record my desktop with an iPhone/Android/Nokia/Motorola/Blackberry/Windows/[Insert Phone Name HERE]. I proceeded to observe the game. What appeared first was the word blood on my screen. It smelled of blood, Hyper-realistic blood. I pressed play and it took me to a picture of a
After that, the class went on and went to recess.
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He killed her.
I was sad, but it at least showed a picture of her. She was naked and had green pants, with a flower shirt on. The shark on her shirt came to life and started chomping her. She lost an arm and started to ooze blood, hyper-realistic blood, from her socket. The 700 foot
I was able to move now, but I tripped on a wire, fell to the ground, and then awoke the
I then got up from my chair, went on my phone, and looked up at the sky. It was dark outside. I went to the window, closed it, and went outside. I saw someone say something so softly, someone sadly slipped, slid sloppily slow, stopped, stood still, stamped sixteen signs (it was part of her job), then died from an overload of the letter "U", spilling hyper-realistic, hyper-realistic red blood all over the hyper-realistic floor, which was covered in hyper-realistic blood which hyper-realistically spelled out a hyper-realistic letter, which was a hyper-realistic F.
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No wait, it was a J, yeah, it was a J.
Anyways, I went home and blogged all over my blog about the letter J, saying that it relates to the letter Z in the way that they are both letters and usually written black. While I was blogging, however, the game on the computer turned on and I was forced to play it. I pressed play, expecting to see the
I instantly pressed Alt + F4 (which if you don't know, it totally gives you mega cheats on any game in the world. Make sure you don't save, though) to close out of the game (damn it). The FBI were now outside my door. "WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, COME OUT NOW WITH YOUR HANDS UP!".
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"Well this was useless," I thought.
I got off the Oculus Rift and saw a dead body right in front of me. It was a
"I don't know," I said.
He then asked for a cup of sugar, and I gave it to him. He baked a cake, which was covered in hyper-realistic blood. The blood was squirming. It was disgusting, but I had to eat it, or else I would die. I ate it. When I finished my last bite, I waited approximately 0.
I kicked him in the hyper-realistic balls, ran upstairs, grabbed my
THE END.
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