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I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii on the Nintendo Wii because I felt very nostalgic for such a classic game. I found the game at a garage sale in a free bin, an old lady said I could have it for free because her son who played it tried to shove a wii mote up his ass and died when playing it and his ghost was in it.
Odd, though I decided that was a glitch and bought the game anyways, as I drove away though the house wasn’t there and was burned down. I thought my eyes we’re playing tricks on me so I decided to ignore it.
So anyways im playing NSMBWii when on the home screen I say a tab that says “DLC”
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Odd I say, “Nintendo isnt capable of managing DLC, this must be a hack” so I decide to click on it as my Wii starts screwing up over trying to make a connection to the Wii shop.
A menu pops up that saids “Hyper Realistic DLC - 666 Wii Points”
I was sad because I didnt want to buy the DLC because I was saving the Wii Points for another game, but it auto bought and downloaded it. “Wow” I thought, freaking dicks, I was going to buy something with those wii points.
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I cried because I was an over emotional bitch who felt sory for glitched game characters, but as it zoomed into his hyper realistic guts the screen flashed kids who we’re getting their organs ripped out and it was so scary I barfed and stuff.
Luigi tackled toad with an axe and cut him in half,, and the screen got a loud hyper realistic pitch noise and ded. The screen turned flash and then luigi said I am god and I was scared and I had to get no pants because they we’e soiled.
I turned off the wii and threw it out the window and then set it on fire and it exploded, and when I checked the ruins the CD was intact and hyper-er realistic than ever. I looked behind me and there was a luigi plushie who was hyper realistic and he had a knife and he stabbed me and I ded.
I sent the game to my friend Devin, aong with a note abotu wat happen. If you r reading this read the first word of every paragrph and {{USERNAME}} im coming to do ur mom in the night because im god.
THEN WHO WAS BONE
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