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You may think you're an enigma, but I totally understand everything there is to know about you.
 
Oh, don't feign ignorance. Think deep down. Think... ''very''. Deep. Down.
 
Underneath your skin. Beauty is only skin deep, as they say.
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Are you afraid yet? Try looking into a mirror for a long time and performing a ritual. It won't help you here, though.
 
Ready to say your prayers? Ready to bleed out hyperrealistichyper-realistic blood? I know you are, but what am I?
 
Everybody knows Slender Man is real. No, I am not about to say you are Slender Man.
 
Are you Jeff the Killer? If so, is your favorite Nirvana album ''Bleach''?
 
Scarier than Suicidemouse. I kid you not. Stick with me.
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Everybody Loves Raymond, but how the hell did Ray's brother get such a deep voice?
 
Let's say you are an alien. It's very likely, given aliens bred the first human beings. ''Scared yet''?
 
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial also had an extra testicle, but he traded it in for candy.
 
Terrible, terrible news: Evil PatrixxPatrixxx watches you shower.
 
Of course, that has nothing to do with what ''you'' are. We're almost there, though.
 
Nintendo games. When you play them, you kill characters. But what if those characters have feelings? ''U scared BRO!!??!''
 
Don't ask how I know your gender. And if you're a girl, I was only kidding.
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Try reading the first letter of each paragraph.
 
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