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You see, I am a simple college student living alone in an apartment. I was very enthusiastic about the release of Pokémon ShartGold/ShitSilver here in the bates. I have purposely locked myself out of all media and the Internet aside for school purposes even porn. That means no rockettube, no gagbitch, no Bulbapenis, etc.
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I went home and started it up for a nostalgia trip. However, that's where things started getting bizarre, and most likely the reason why you read this.
The Gamefreak logo started up as normal, but then it just changed to "Tittyfreak". I was startled by this.
Suddenly, rather than going to the usual screen, I was usually in the game in a previous saved file, which was odd as I was expecting all of these carts to have been wiped their ass by the poor battery.
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Either way, I wasn't complaining, as I would have chosen the "Shoot myself" option to see what the previous guy did anyways.
First off, I checked his trainer information. His name was just "
I checked his profile and apparently he had 999:99 hours put into the game, with all 6 badges, 666.9 Pokédollars, and all 666 Pokémon on the Satandex.
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Ah, fuck it I'm done with the story.
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