If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die

Disclaimer: Killing Evil Patrixxx is impossible, he just can't be killed! The following describes what would happen if he did die. For your own safety, don't attempt to kill Evil Patrixxx. You will lose, so hard!

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If Evil Patrixxx were to die, everyone would die. Because in a way, isn't Evil Patrixxx a part of everyone?

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, logic would explode! Up would be down, left would be right, and Rhett would be Link!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, Disney would return to Mowgli's Palace.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then who was phone?

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then a skeleton would pop up!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, BLANKETY BLANKETY BLANK.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, life wouldn't be worth living.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then Justin Bieber wouldn't suck.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then Slender Man would be short, fat, and wear Hawaiian shirts!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then everyone would watch (and love) "Two and a Half Men."

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, MISSINGNO would come over there and kick your ass!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, I don't even remember what I was going to say.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then Lavender Town theme would kill adults.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then Family Guy would be cancelled, and Futurama would be going bad.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then the PewDiePie would stop being funny.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, are you even reading anymore?

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, I like trains kid wouldn't like trains!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, Earl would go back to his old ways.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, Monica and Ross would kill each other as I watch (LOL what?)

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then I would be very not happy.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, TrollPastas would be very well written!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then "Saturday Night Live" would be "Monday Day Dead."

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then the weeping walrus would stop weeping.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then Shrek would be neglect, Shrek would be Death.

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, then Mike would start shoving animatronic bears into humans!

If Evil Patrixxx were to die, SCP 173 would start raping people in the nose.

But most of all, If Evil Patrixxx were to die, he would rise from the dead and violently murder us all.

It's okay though, you don't have to worry. None of this could ever happen because he can't die.

Did you catch all the references? Tell me in the comments.