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[[File:Impaleman.png|thumb|416x416px|An artist's impression of the Impaleman.]]▼
The Impaleman is a mysterious figure with a dark gray cloak, and large needles, spikes, drills, etc on his cloak and as limbs. He is twice as tall as an average man.
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The Impaleman is very well known for butchering several innocent people on a mountain in 1990, and also for his 2012 worldwide massacre. The mountain was named Mt. Impaleman (fuckin retards). It is unknown how or why there were that many people on that mountain in the first place.
▲[[File:Impaleman.png|thumb|416x416px|An artist's impression of the Impaleman.]]
Spooky occurrences:
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The aforementioned mountain massacre in 1990 (March 12).
On April 1, 2000, a few Brits were having a party with a friend of theirs in London, along with several other people. Before the party could end, their "friend" suddenly shapeshifted into the Impaleman, who loudly screamed "OH, BOB SAGET!", then proceeded to slaughter
On July 31, 2007, a little girl was found dead with a drawing next to her. It was a crude drawing of the Impaleman.
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Tourettes Guy: ... FUUUUUUCK!
Me: It was you the whole time! but wait... if the impaleman existed since the 1700s, how are you still alive? is there more than one impaleman?!
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but he might have survived
[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]
[[Category:Satire]]
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