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(Created page with "300x300px|frameless|right I really love my state. My friend came and visited me from Colorado. He rode a train over to Indiana, where I've lived all my life. I was happy to see him, of course, but he looked a little downtrodden. "What's the matter?" I asked him. "Nothing, it's just that I miss my state already." I sighed. I knew he wouldn't understand the Hoosier lifestyle. I was going to have to show him around. We walked ov...")
 
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I really love my state. My friend came and visited me from Colorado. He rodeflew a trainplane over to Indiana, where I've lived all my life. I was happy to see him, of course, but he looked a little downtrodden.
 
"What's the matter?" I asked him.
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I sighed. I knew he wouldn't understand the Hoosier lifestyle. I was going to have to show him around.
 
WeAfter we left the airport, we walked over by a cornfield, and I pulled out some corn and showed it to him.
 
"We grow a lot of corn here." I said proudly, holding it all angles so he could see it. "This one's sweetcorn. It's gonna be a tasty corn cob one day! Heh heh heh..."