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<p style="margin:4.8pt0cm6pt;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Trust me when I say that there's no better place to relax after playing Mass EfectEffect and Dark Souls for about 29 hours than The Random Beverage Drinking Place. They serve all kinds of stuff in there for the usual nerd-ass cuntface like I am. Like beverages. Good ones.</span></p>
 
<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">So I was very suprised when a guy with a hoodie walked in. He was acting cool and dragging a suspicious suitcase around and it looked like he didn't even know how many copies of Pikmin were sold. He was also wearing a dark french-coat and (don't cough) short shorts. He didn't even have shoes. </span></p>
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<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"But I say it's the dagger Aphrodite bought in a sweatshop." </span></p>
 
<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">And indeed I noticed the "Made In China" money induced sentenceimprinted in the handle. He then proceeded to take out a can of foaming goo. </span></p>
 
<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"And that is?" </span></p>
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<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">So I slapped his face and stole his belongings.</span></p>
 
<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The next day, I woke up, and there was no Mass EfectEffect to play, no Dark Souls to rage quit, no Megaman X to Nostalgia cum nor any nerdy thing to do, for that matter.</span></p>
 
<p style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:16.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">"WHY THE FUCK AM I A KRISTEN STEWART?"</span></p>
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