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[[File:JeffsToothache.png|thumb|Drawn by Furbearingbrick.]]ONE DAY JEFF THE KILLER WAS PIGGINGEATING OUTA ONSNICKERS CANDYBAR AND IT HAPPENED! ALL THOSE YEARS OF NEGLECTING HIS TEETH GAVE HIM A HUGE, MONSTROUS TOOTHACHE!
 
THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!!