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==It Begins==
Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor
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Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back
Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU
[[File:Jeffpopsoutofacow.png|thumb|312px|NOTHING IS SAFE]]
Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?
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41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.
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Brick: Jeff Pop's Out Of A Volcano And Dies
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LATER...
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Brick: Hot Buttered Serial Killer.
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Brick: Is there anything Jeff CAN'T pop out of?
King Krule: A bottomless salad bar.
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Brick: Ban him and wait for teh butthurt.
King Krule: Close chat.
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Brick: Jeff Pops Out Of George Lucas's Coffee Mug. Jeff pops Out Of Notch's Beard.
Demon666Ella: jeff pops out of my birthday cake and says go to sleep
Wolves In The Basement: Jeff pops out of the nose of a small baby antelope. Jeff pops out of the ear of a buffalo who's name was Fred, then the buffalo got killed in a big war so now he is dead.
==And Now, The List...==
Jeff Pops Out Of The Broken Glass Beast And Gets Multiple Lacerations
Jeff pops out of A white van that has "FREE CANDY" written on the side.
Jeff pops out of an origami swan
Jeff pops out of Oscar's trash can
Jeff pops out of a Jeff recolor
Jeff pops out of Zalgo's 7th mouth
Jeff pops out of one of Smiledog's nipples (poor Smiledog)
Jeff pops out of the toilet
Jeff pops out of a sugar bowl
Jeff pops out of a potted plant
Jeff pops out of a pot plant (SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY)
Jeff pops out of a roast chicken
Jeff pops out of a candy wrapper
Jeff pops out of a banana peel
Jeff pops out of a garden gnome
Jeff pops out of an eggroll
Jeff pops out of Cleric, chestburster-style
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Jeff pops out of a rice cracker
Jeff pops out of B.O.B.'s ass
Jeff pops out of a magician's silk hat instead of a rabbit
Jeff pops out of an NES
Jeff pops out of the Pope
Jeff pops out of a Cuban cigar
Jeff pops out of my shrimp fried rice. Now he's ruined it, the bastard.
Jeff pops out of his knife (how does that even work?)
Jeff pops out of a cannon
Jeff pops out of a brick wall (OH YEAAAAAAH!!!)
Jeff pops out of a red blood cell
Jeff pops out of xcomickittyx's hair
Jeff pops out of a Popple
Jeff pops out of a really badly-made Sonic recolor
Jeff pops out of Jane's cleavage ["With those big bonkers, they only add more letters to the alphabet due to all the fangirls and fanboys increasing Jane's bra size. Must have took a while. But hey, at least he has his magic, *snort snort*." - Wolves]
Jeff pops out of a bottle of soda pop
Jeff pops out of an iPhone
Jeff pops out of a Christmas tree
Jeff pops out of the spammer who's been plaguing Trollpasta Wiki
Jeff pops out of Luigi's moustache
Jeff Pops Out of Your Mother's Anus Holding The Killer Porno of Death
Jeff pops out of his own hoodie pouch
Jeff pops out of a New York-style pizza
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Jeff pops out of a daisy
Jef pops out of a fireworks explosion (this wasn't one of his better teleports)
Jeff pops out of Gabe Newell's glasses
Jeff out of an artichoke
Jeff pops out of Mr. Potato Head
Jeff pops of Birdo's mouth
Jeff pops out of a fried egg
Jeff pops out of the MOOOOOOON
Jeff pops out of your pinkie finger
Jeff pops out of a well-sharpened pencil
Jeff pops out of Sun Wukong's cloud
Jeff pops out of EVIL CHELNOXXX's helmet
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Jeff pops out of a coconut
Jeff pops out of a Haniwa statue
Jeff pops out of a lit candle
Jeff pops out of a side of beef
Jeff pops out of a hermit crab's shell
Jeff pops out of a Marshmallow Peep
Jeff pops out of a CD
Jeff pops out of an oil lamp
Jeff pops out of a potato chip
Jeff pops out of a rhino
Jeff pops out of a horse's hoof
Jeff pops out of Chuck Norris' beard.
Jeff pops out of a barrel of monkeys.
Jeff pops out of Kuros (from Wizards and Warriors)
Jeff pops out of Megaman's arm cannon
Jeff pops out of a Metroid
Jeff pops out of Kim Jong Un
Jeff pops out of a cup of ramen
Jeff pops out a high-heeled shoe
Jeff pops out of He-Man's sword
Jeff pops out of a tuba
Jeff pops out of Lady Gaga
Jeff pops out of a coat hanger
Jeff pops out of a picture of Jeff
Jeff pops out of Popeye's spinach can
Jeff pops out of a pot of beef stew
Jeff pops out of a shower nozzle
Jeff pops out of Trollpasta Wiki
Jeff pops out of saltshaker
Jeff pops out of a snowflake
Jeff pops out of a ski lift and falls to his doom
Jeff pops out of my hot cocoa
Jeff pops out a bottle of Champange at over 150 miles per hour
Brick: Mah ear itches.
Jeff Pops Out Of Brick's Ear
Brick: oh no, not AGAIN!!!
Jeff pops out of his nostril
Jeff pops out of a head of garlic
Jeff pops out of a bunch of bananas
Jeff pops out of a cockatiel's butt
Jeff pops out of a can of PAM
Jeff pops out of Lucky The Leprechaun's hat
Jeff pops out of Jelly Jiggler
Jeff pops out of a dollar bill
Jeff pops out of shrimp n' grits
Jeff pops out of the Manana
Jeff pops out of Slender claus's hat
Jeff pops out of himself and creates a hole in reality
Jeff pops out of your Thanksgiving turkey
10,000 [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/#/d5lp8lv Worm Jeffs] Pop Out Of The Skeleton And Attach To Business Cat
Jeff pops out of Pops
Jeff pops out of a bottle of Asprin
Jeff pops out of your birthday cake
Jeff pops out of a sheet of paper
Jeff pops out of a butter churn
Jeff pops out of a pepperpot and sneezes
Jeff pops out of a Brazil nut
Jeff pops out of a candy dish
Jeff pops out of a triple bacon cheeseburger
Jeff pops out of a bottle of BBQ sauce
Jeff pops out of the head on your beer
Jeff pops out of a used Kleenex
Jeff pops out of your dick (ouch)
Jeff pops out of a well-seasoned cast-iron pan
Jeff pops out of a coffeemaker
Jeff pops out of this article and collapses in on himself. THEND!
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