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==It Begins==
Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor
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Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back
Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU
[[File:Jeffpopsoutofacow.png|thumb|312px|NOTHING IS SAFE]]
Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?
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41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.
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Brick: Jeff Pop's Out Of A Volcano And Dies
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LATER...
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Brick: Hot Buttered Serial Killer.
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Brick: Is there anything Jeff CAN'T pop out of?
King Krule: A bottomless salad bar.
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King Krule: Close chat.
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Brick: Jeff Pops Out Of George Lucas's Coffee Mug. Jeff pops Out Of Notch's Beard.
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Wolves In The Basement: Jeff pops out of the nose of a small baby antelope. Jeff pops out of the ear of a buffalo who's name was Fred, then the buffalo got killed in a big war so now he is dead.
==And Now, The List...==
Jeff Pops Out Of The Broken Glass Beast And Gets Multiple Lacerations
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Jeff pops out of an eggroll
Jeff pops out of Cleric, chestburster-style
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Jeff pops out of a rice cracker
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Jeff pops out of a really badly-made Sonic recolor
Jeff pops out of Jane's cleavage ["With those big bonkers, they only add more letters to the alphabet due to all the fangirls and fanboys increasing Jane's bra size. Must have took a while. But hey, at least he has his magic, *snort snort*." - Wolves]
Jeff pops out of a bottle of soda pop
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Jeff pops out of his own hoodie pouch
Jeff pops out of a New York-style pizza
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Jeff pops out of a daisy
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Jeff pops out of Sun Wukong's cloud
Jeff pops out of EVIL CHELNOXXX's helmet
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Jeff pops out of a coconut
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Jeff pops out of Trollpasta Wiki
Jeff pops out of saltshaker
Jeff pops out of a snowflake
Jeff pops out of a ski lift and falls to his doom
Jeff pops out of my hot cocoa
Jeff pops out a bottle of Champange at over 150 miles per hour
Brick: Mah ear itches.
Jeff Pops Out Of Brick's Ear
Brick: oh no, not AGAIN!!!
Jeff pops out of his nostril
Jeff pops out of a head of garlic
Jeff pops out of a bunch of bananas
Jeff pops out of a cockatiel's butt
Jeff pops out of a can of PAM
Jeff pops out of Lucky The Leprechaun's hat
Jeff pops out of Jelly Jiggler
Jeff pops out of a dollar bill
Jeff pops out of shrimp n' grits
Jeff pops out of the Manana
Jeff pops out of Slender claus's hat
Jeff pops out of himself and creates a hole in reality
Jeff pops out of your Thanksgiving turkey
10,000 [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/#/d5lp8lv Worm Jeffs] Pop Out Of The Skeleton And Attach To Business Cat
Jeff pops out of Pops
Jeff pops out of a bottle of Asprin
Jeff pops out of your birthday cake
Jeff pops out of a sheet of paper
Jeff pops out of a butter churn
Jeff pops out of a pepperpot and sneezes
Jeff pops out of a Brazil nut
Jeff pops out of a candy dish
Jeff pops out of a triple bacon cheeseburger
Jeff pops out of a bottle of BBQ sauce
Jeff pops out of the head on your beer
Jeff pops out of a used Kleenex
Jeff pops out of your dick (ouch)
Jeff pops out of a well-seasoned cast-iron pan
Jeff pops out of a coffeemaker
Jeff pops out of this article and collapses in on himself. THEND!
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