Jeff Sends Letters to Santa: Difference between revisions

You did not bring me the presents I requested. That was a mistake. I went a whole year without killing ''anybody'', yet you still did not come. You didn't even come anywhere near my house. Yet you gave Smiledog his dumb squeaky bone! What's he got that I ain't got?! Let this be your final warning, Mr. Claus: If you give me the presents now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and ''I will kill you.''