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For ''your'' New Year's Resolution, Mr. Santa Claus, you shall promise to bring me exactly what I want for Christmas, every Christmas. You shall deliver the following gifts to me by December 25th, 2011, at exactly 12:00 AM:
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*Lasers
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*A freakin' sweet waterslide
*An enchanted, indestructible suit of armor (not one that will turn on me or curse me, please)
*Massive pecs, washboard abs, and buns of steel
*near-godlike virility
*A flaming sword
*A body double to throw off that damn detective who's always on my case. Damn him! No matter what I do to him, he JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!!! Oh. Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah...
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