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*A two-million-dollar home theatre system
*A 200-foot-tall statue of me cast in solid bronze
*A giant killer
*Every video game Nintendo has ever made, ''including the unreleased ones''
*An antimatter ray
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*An enchanted, indestructible suit of armor (not one that will turn on me or curse me, please)
*Massive pecs, washboard abs, and buns of steel
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*A katana that shoots lightning
*A five-star restaurant that will serve only ME (oh, all right, Smiledog, and you too.)
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