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Jeff's just being a Wishy McGreedypants, isn't he?
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*My beautiful face carved into Mount Rushmore
*A private continent
*A private solar system (preferably one with an Earth-like planet so I can ENSLAVE THE POPULA...I mean, act as a friendly ambassador from Earth)
*A private galaxy
*A private UNIVERSE
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*12 tons of Kobe beef (maintaining my super strength requires a lot of protein)
*2 dozen bottles of 150-year-old Rothschild
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*A cloning machine
*MOAR LASERS
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