Jeff Sends Letters to Santa: Difference between revisions

*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian

*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right?

*+puts pinkie to mouth+ One BILLION dollars

*A vast, opulent palace and my own private island to store it all

*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...)

 

Bring all these to me '''''OR I WILL KILL YOU'''''