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*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian
*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right?
*Something that covers my farts, I get embarrassed from farting during a kill,
*+puts pinkie to mouth+ One BILLION dollars
*A vast, opulent palace and my own private island to store it all
*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...)
*Something that covers my farts, I get embarrassed from farting during a kill,
 
Bring all these to me '''''OR I WILL KILL YOU'''''
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