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Jeff fell over, and holds his mouth, where his wounds were. He chokes up blood and dies from a infection finally. How the hell did he not die yet from that infection, I do not know. All I know is that Jeff is totally dead. Or at least that's what I thought, but unfortunately Jeff didn't fully die and somebody resuscitated him. So I murdered the person who resuscitated him for not paying his taxes, even though I framed him and he did pay his taxes.
I confronted the slightly overweight (no bodyshaming of course), infected man who was Jeff the killer and yelled "YOU NEED HELP! You probably have like 30 infections for godsake. Just go to the hospital and go to jail" I yelled pleasing.
Jeff said "Go to sleep" and pulled out a gun and shot me in the chest. I collapsed in my own blood, and I then got shot again. Then I died, and I am writing this from the shitty budget afterlife because I couldn't afford actually good afterlife despite my work as murderer of non tax payers. The end
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