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Line 2: It was a dark and stormy night and some serious shit was going down in the creepypasta universe as Jeff the Killer was advancing further into his fiftieth playthrough of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion while locked away in his room at the housing building for victims of crappy spinoffs and along the trail, Slenderman decided to stop by for a visit. "Jeff. Open the door, Jeff. Now," Slenderman called for him while knocking on the door. He ended up knocking and calling for about five minutes until he stopped long enough to check his watch and realized that if he didn't go then to cause the disappearance of a ~~little girl~~woman, he would have to settle for a ~~boy~~guy. Finally done waiting, Mr. Man did what he had to. "FUS RO DAH!" Slendy shouted the door out of existence. Only then had he realized that he just walked in on Jeff leveling up his prized Argonian, still not noticing Slendy even after he shouted most of the front wall to his room into a pile of debri. "PATRIXXX-FUCKING-DAMMIT, JEFF! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'VE BEEN KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, YOU FUCKING CUNT! UNACCEPTABLE!" "Just leave me the hell alone. Go smoke pot or ~~molest~~kidnap ~~children~~people or whatever it is that you do. Just leave me alone." Jeff didn't pay much attention to the fact that Slenderman was there and pretty much told him to fuck off while he played his outdated game. Slenderman walked over to Jeff's television, picked up a chair and used it to smash it. "Fuck you!" Line 10: "OH MY FUCKING PATRIXXX, SLENDERMAN! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" Jeff stood up and stared at the ruins of his television. "One: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LATE FOR MY FUCKING ~~MOLESTATION~~MURDER! THAT BITCH PROBABLY PICKED UP ALL OF THE FUCKING PAGES BY NOW! Two: YOU'RE PLAYING A FUCKING OUTDATED GAME, MAN. FOR PATRIXXX'S SAKE, JEFF. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SKYRIM HAS BEEN OUT FOR FUCKING YEARS ALREADY?!" Slendy screamed, still in his rage. "Wait. What's Skyrim?" Jeff asked, staring upwards at Slenderman with some odd look of curiosity. Line 42: The game started off at the very beginning. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Jeff's scream was interrupted when a skeleton popped out and then proceeded to ~~rape~~kill him. [[Category:~~Nsfw~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:~~Jeffery~~Jeff the Killer]] [[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]] [[Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS]] [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:Excessive Profanity]]▼ [[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Excessive Profanity]]