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[[File:Detroit-fight-shows-why-public-pensions-are-bound-for-problems.jpg|thumb|302px]]On a cold winter night Jeff vistsvisits the city of Detroit to find some new victims so he can feed his twisted murderous cravings. He enters Detroit and wonders where he could start.
 
"Wow this place looks like Baghdad and to think this used to a rich city.",said Jeff commenting on the situation of the city. 
 
He could hear the sounds of police cars and guns shots in the backroundbackground. He spotted a man sitting on an old bench.
 
"Hello."
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"Yeah yeah that's right that's what I thought! You bettah run you stupid crackah!"
 
Jeff miraculously escapes the gun fight and he ends up hiding in a dark alley. He decided it would be best to find vunerblevenerable prey by hiding in a dark alley. He waited for about half an hour and sure enough he heard footsteps coming closer.He came out of his hiding spot only to be controntedconfronted by eight big muscular men that are members of the Almighty Vice Lord Nation gang. 
 
One of the men said to Jeff ,"Hey nigga who you pointing dat knife at?"
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The leader of the group proposed a deal to Jeff.
 
"Now normalynormally me and my guys would pop a cap in yo ass for trying to mess with us but you caught me in a good mood. Give us all your money and we'll let you go. How much do ya got?"
 
"Uh sixty dollars.",said Jeff.
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What a horrible day for Jeff. First he almost got shot and now he got mugged. Could this day get any worse?
 
Anyway he went into another alley and as he progressed futherfurther up the alley he heard two voices. He turned turned around to some old parking lot in the back of some old skyscraper and pulled out his knife. Only to his surprised that the two voices where coming from two cops on lunch break.
 
"Hey kid are you pointing that knife at us?",said one of the officers.
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"Stop in the name of the law!",said one of the officers.
 
DuiringDuring the chase somehow Jeff gave the two cops the slip and miraculously left unharmed. He realized that he needed to get out of Detroit. So Jeff did what any Detroiter would do. Steal a car. 
 
He drove the car out of the city until he was a few miles away from the city limit. He abandoned the car and decided to walk on foot to the next nearby city or town.
 
To this day Jeff refuesesrefuses to return to the City of Detroit. But who can blame him?
 
The End.
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