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this page will be for theories about why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. It will kinda work like Evul Patrixxx waz fone.
== The creator's theory [[Category:THERY]] ==
Jeff The Killer is an alcoholic. Here is why.
Jeff is 4 letters
the is 3
4 - 3= 1
alcoholic is 9
1 X 9= 9
if that is is correct, 1 X anything will equal the number timed by.
So 1 X Jeff the killer is an alcoholic = 26
26 is how many letters Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic is made up of.
In conclusion due to all the evidence laid out on the table, I must confirm Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
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An apple is red, just like Jeff's smile.
Since banana is a whore, that means banana's suck cock, party, and are addicted to alcohol
Last time I checked, Jeff is a whore.
So in conclusion, Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
== A banana's theory that is better than apple's ==
A Banana is yellow, so is Micky Mouse's blood in abandoned by Disney.
Since Apple is a fatass, that means that bananas are slender.
Jeff is slender too. This makes Jeff a banana.
Since all Banana's are alcoholics, I must conclude that Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic
== Gillguy's theory [[Category:Jeffery]] ==
Killer has 6 letters
Alcoholic has 9 letters
Jeff has 4 letters
4-1=3
9-3= 6
so that means Killer= alcoholic
So that means Jeff the Killer= Jeff the alcoholic
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== Bitch I like Candy's Theory ==
Jeff is an alcoholic cause I say so.
== Penis eater's thery ==
I was walking down the 666 highway when I saw Jesus and he was all like "Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic" I was all like OMG and then I barfed and Jeff the Potato was like "POTATO" and then Jeff came in and screamed "BEER!!!!!" And then shot JTP dead and ate my kidney and drank beer as he ran into the sunset.
That proves Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic.
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0+1=28729729
Toliets + blood= period
if Toliets plus blood= Period, that means Jimmy Neutron vs Timmy Turner= banana.
If that is so, that means 29727937979397279297298289 X 278297297379973794977933= 0
if that's the case, Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic
== My Theiry of Fatasses [[Category:Collab]] ==
Me Say Jeff is an alcoholic.
No more evidence is required
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Okay my god damn son Bobby told me to tell my theory to Trollpasta. Here it goes:
If propane is so sexy, that means Jeff must want it.
I mean, who wouldntt? Itss fucking propane.
So I prepared my propane tanks by replacing it with bear. When Jeff drank it he instantly became an alcoholic and raped Peggy.
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