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He couldn't have been more than 620 years old. His face was mangled and bloodied. And what I meant by mangled I mean he’s literally just Mangle from FNaF 2. He also had hyper realistic eyes. KERLUNKUS copyright 2069 (Mutahar Anas Jr. II) was laying on some pavement that was probably a road. Probably. I don’t actually know what roads look like since I never go outside since I’m a gamer.
 
The most immaculate part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags, markers, time frame, aspect ratio, instructions, original recipe, ShutterStock watermark, or the AMC logo. Wait. Is that Skelo’s footage of RE3Make?! Oh and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for HOWARD HAMLIN OF HHM KERLUNKUS (John McCain)’s death. We were of course mortyfied, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sexy joke.
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