Kid With a Controller: Difference between revisions

Later that, night Boris gets out of bed and goes to his parent's room, where they are sleeping, gets several knifes, and cuts his arm and rubs it all over his face, which causes his overly sensitive eyes to burn out and become empowered with supervision. Then he burns off his nose with a flamethrower, and then stretches his mouth so much it tears apart a little bit, and then sticks knifes into his skin which makes him a permanent smile, and breaks all of his teeth with a sledgehammer. Then his parents see his new look when waking up, and then he sets off a bomb in his home as he exits the house with his controller, and runs off into the distance, and the house explodes with his parent's head flying all over the place.

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