King of Equestria: Difference between revisions

<p class="double" style="margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:18px;font-family:serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);line-height:31.671875px;text-align:justify;">For my first order of busines I said that every pony in equestria has to learn how to use a gun and shoort things with it because now all ponies have to be badasses just like me Lihtning thundercrash. I got the biggest gun because i was the king and it was red and black and shot lihtning and fireballs and i would use it against any pony who tried to take my throne from me. Then i gave rainbow dash a big black gun and she already knew how to use it because shes a lesbian. I gave pinky pie a chainsaw because that bitch was crazy and she could saw everything and it would be awesome. I gave fluttershy a squirt gun that shooted water cause she cant do anything else. Then i gave rarity a sniper rifle becasue she can kill people from far away and she wouldnt have to get dirty of anything and she really liked it and offered to make out with me because she was so happy but im like no bitch i have to run a kingdom. And then i gave twilight sarpkle a handgun with a silencer because she wanted to be like a secret agent and im like okay thats pretty badass here take this handgun with a silencer. Last but not least i gave applejack a hunting rifle cause shes a southerner and really good at hunting things like apples. Then i had everyone all gunned up and i told the rest of equestria to WATCH OUT CAUSE YOUR KING WILL KILL EVERYONE WHO REVOLTS!</p>

 

 

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;font-size:18px;font-family:serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);line-height:31.671875px;text-align:justify;">I got to stay in the castle the whole time and celestia was my own private sex slave and i got to keep her all the time for myself and she really liked it because it was me and i was the greatest of all time ever. I got luna to cook for me all these yummy ass foods and i ate all of them and i ate all of the cakes in front of celestia and that bitch didnt get any. They were so tasty cause luna made hem and shes a really good cook and she lovd to cook for me because i was the king and it was an honor.</p>

 

 

 

 

 

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