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I walk down my street, smiling at the new game I had just bought. It was a Donkey Kong game, I had never really enjoyed them, never really enjoyed platformers. When I got home, I put in the disc, and the title screen that came up said "Konkey Dong: Fropical Treeze" what? I had bought a Donkey Kong game, not some bootleg Konkey Dong! As I pressed play, my nephew came downstairs "What is that you're playing?" he asked, and I said "some Donkey Kong rip-off game" I sigh, as he grabs the controller. "Let me play!" he says excitedly, as I look at him "Knock yourself out kiddo." I laugh, watching him. I noticed Konkey Dong was a grey, retexture of Donkey Kong.▼
▲I walk down my street, smiling at the new game I had just bought. It was a Donkey Kong game, I had never really enjoyed them, never really enjoyed platformers. When I got home, I put in the disc, and the title screen that came up said "Konkey Dong: Fropical Treeze" what? I had bought a Donkey Kong game, not some bootleg Konkey Dong! As I pressed play, my 20-year-old nephew came downstairs "What is that you're playing?" he asked, and I said "some Donkey Kong rip-off game" I sigh, as he grabs the controller. "Let me play!" he says excitedly, as I look at him "Knock yourself out kiddo." I laugh, watching him. I noticed Konkey Dong was a grey, retexture of Donkey Kong.
Konkey Dong look very annoyed throughout the game, getting more and more pissed when my nephew killed him. Eventually a Konkey Dong grew that pissed off that he began to disobey the controllers commands. My nephew threw the controller down, and ran at the tv in anger, about to punch it, but what surpised me more was that he just disappeared. No trace of him, apart from a new character on the screen, looking exactly like my nephew. Konkey Dong seemed to still look at him with immense anger. He leapt on my nephew, and began too....do things to him. It was awful. I tried to look away, It was disgusting, but something made me look, something was grabbing my head, forcing me to watch these lewd acts onto my nephew. Konkey Dong..climaxed, and threw my nephew to the side, and I knew I had to save my nephew. I ran at the screen.
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