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This is an anime I saw yesterday on the deep web from FoFor-got Studios ( An enterprise connected to fun-damn-nation) It was an anime called "Kujimo! Super Ultra!" Which is a rough translation. It could alsealso mean "Suck my di**!" In Japanese.
 
There was three episodes, but the project after I read up on some more information apparently ended due to a combination of the main creator needing an exorcism, and his team taking cocaine and having orgies in the bathroom, except when a stockholder was in the building then they acted as close to normal as possible.
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So, yeah, I found three episodes, and the next day they were deleted because I deleted them because they're cursed so you can thank me later for not being cursed to receive oral sex from Mark Shuttleburger. He wore a condemn... Yes a 'condemn', but it was lubed with hot chili.
 
It was midnight I was tripping on things after a long day give me a break. (Mark you're a fo-gotdumb yiffer) O.K.! On with the story!
 
==Episode one!==
 
{{email|"Pilot: The sword if elements"}}
 
It's all about A E S T H E T I C S you know?
 
Groovy looking backgrounds and colorful intros. Background text along a serene stream talking about how a group of ninjas is trying to find an ancient sword that controls the elements of harmony (The Chinese ones) and how a group of five with captain Naj-jako as the leader. I think the names polish... It cuts to a scene or two introducing the characters: two young ladies: hot and one with cat/fox ears, and then two young men: comic relief guy and serial emo dude. (But it's an anime: everyoneseveryone's going to be a bit emo casue: highschoolers)
 
Najjako called everyone to a meeting in a zen-looking garden. The fox lady was getting dressed, the other one "Hanoa" was the first to arrive, emo dude "Sasko" second, and Maxipad Mike third.
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BUT, then things got interesting in episode two...
 
==Episode two!==
 
{{email|"????"}}
 
(中国語 辞書辞)
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The police man quickly tased him as sasko ran stupidly to attack the officer.
 
then the other three ran into the room and did all kinds of 'cray stuff: Like Hanoa doing backiflipsbackflips and shit, and Fox girl taking off her ears and using them as some sort of boomerang, and mike making a long...long... speech about how all his life he'd been searching for blah blah blah, and they all surprisingly...got tased, and were thrown into a van. I personally thought they were going to save themselves by now, but then I thought "Maybe they'll escape from the policeman-impersonators grasp and be free from water-clan once again, but maybe Najjako will die and they'll need to find a new leader and get more people for the cause and BOOM we have our series!"
 
but I was mistaken.
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Najjakos interview was short-shown him flipping over chairs and shouting death threats at the police.
 
==Episode three:==
 
{{email|"Life without a sword"}}
 
This was the last episode: maybe it wasn't even a series, maybe it was a movie, but this had some closure.
 
Sasko, after getting off his part time job as an ace attorney, met up with everyone else, burned the garden/dojo to the ground using b4 explosives, then the guys pissing on the ashes. Then fox-girl told Mike she wanted to go out or something. and then Sasko was like "how about a double-date?" and hanoa said "Eh fu** umm... Yeah sure lets do it I just need to check my schedueleschedule."
 
and they all went out. and fox-girl revealed her tail was fake...but it turned out to be real and she just showed them a fake tail. Then she prayed and her tail burnt into ashes in a back alley-way.
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-FIN AND JAKE!
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