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It was a peaceful day in my hometown, and Mario Kart 8 was coming out exactly a week from now. I was super excited to play it on my Wii U and I was just raring to get my Mario Kart fix, so I went online and checked some stores on the off-chance someone was selling the game early.
 
Luckily enough for me I found a site called dontbuythingsfromthissite.com that was selling Mario Kart 8 early, although the packaging wasn’t the same as usual. The packaging displayed showed Luigi on the front instead of Mario, and the text displayed Luigi Kart 666. I figured it was just a minor issue and it wouldn’t effect the gameplay very much, so I ordered a copy. Weirdly enough right after I ordered it I got a knock on my door. I opened it and there was an old man in a trench coat with a large beard. He said in a raspy voice “Delivery for you.” and handed me my copy of Mario Kart 8, saying it [[File:Luigi_kart_666.png|thumb|credit to http://koopshi.co.vu/]]was free. He added “Please, do yourself a favor and destroy the disc. Don’t play it. You’ll regret it.” I ignored him.
 
[[File:Luigi_kart_666.png|thumb|credit to http://koopshi.co.vu/]]
 
I was absolutely ecstatic. I opened the case and the disc was just blank with the words “Luigi Kart 666” written in green permanent marker. I shrugged it off as it probably wouldn’t affect the game at all. I slid the disc into the Wii U and the console started making loud noises. I ignored it and launched the game. On the booting up screen Kefka from Final Fantasy 6’s laugh could be heard. Once the game finally loaded a high-pitched, loud scream emitted from the speakers. The opening text said “TURN BACK NOW, HE WILL GET YOU”
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