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OK, now I'm going to tell you a story I know you MAY NOT BELIEVE. But its true. You see, one day, while I was strolling through the park with my friend Poopy Joe (we'll just call him that), we came across a satanic cult pulling a cartridge out of the ground, as god's hand quickly killed them alll, and a fire swarmed the cartridge, as it fell into our hands. We figured it was just a glitch, so we took it home to play it, but I wish we wouldn't have
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strolling through the park with my friend Poopy Joe (we'll just call him that), we came across a satanic cult pulling a cartridge out of the ground, as god's hand quickly killed them alll, and a fire swarmed the cartridge, as it fell into our hands. We figured it was just a glitch, so we took it home to play it, but I wish we wouldn't have
 
So, we got home, looking at it realized it was a Super Mario World cartridge. Luckily I had my handy dandy haunted Super Nintendo System, so I plugged it in, as giant monster tentacles grabbed Poopy Joe, and started jamming its slimy tentacles into his tight, deep, pockets, as it pulled out some change to take a bus ride out. After the tentacle monster left, we decided to play the game, but we where terrified to find the title screen to be the stage select screen from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, not to mention the music was from DuckTales Remastered, reversed with satanic chants in the background, as we noticed the voice of Bowser from Super Mario Galaxy. We figured it was just a glitch, and started it up, But I wish we wouldn't have...
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