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= Madness Combat 666:Sataning =
 
==Info==
Warning! This story is made with comedic purpose in mind and is intentionally made as a troll/joke pasta!
 
Do noDon't take this seriously!
 
With all of that out of the way, i hope you enjoy!
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Madness Combat - Krinkles
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==The Beginning==
 
 
Hello, today i would laike to tak abot an expernce i had with the web sho Madness Comat.
 
It's a series from the erly 2000's, with creatures, alike stick figures, "grunts" and violent and groosome fuight scenes.
 
 
One day, i was walking through the park, when i saw a big cardbox big box of cardboard made out of carboard which was a box with a piece of paper and a USB stik.
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Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter.
 
when i sat down, i got an imenze hrunger , and consumed the paepr, its quit good but id will bfenfeit wifh a bit of vinegrar and ranchk.
 
btu when i got houm i saw my coumputer was nowere to be sein! so went outside to buy myself a computer, but while i as strolling, i saw a salat
 
it had computer inside of it. i ate the salda, it wac nice.
 
==The Contents of the USB Stick==
Once i put the usb into mythe PC once i got home, i saw 3 files:
 
=== File #1: ===
it was an image Homer with anNicholas imageCages ofhaed, thedrippy logwith ofliquids allfound Yugoslavianin terroriststhe vascular system, withhyipereliatijkeyes with hyiper-reliatijkhyipereliatijk eyes.I smiled:leaking blud.
 
I smiled:
-I liek the show simpsons!
 
-I liek the show simpsons![[File:Scay.jpg|thumb|the reat|272x272px]]so i saved it on my favorites because i liek simpsons.
 
=== File #2: ===
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it was titlesds:MC 666:Sataning.
 
i were happi.:
 
-Madness combat was one of my faoviritei shows when i was 3!
 
== The AVI File ==
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Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood
 
[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]
sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!!
 
I voumiteteded onto my keyboard and made my house green flavored, as trikee took a sip when he too out acriz strau and drank my vomeet, he siad it was good.
it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism musick!
 
i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre
 
[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]
 
i flel asleep and dreament about Mahatmi Gandi goung to a stripper club.The woumen wer nice.
 
i woke up.
 
it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism and scremy musick!
 
then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said:
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IT IS SCARY SAND SPOOKUY AND EVIL VEEDO
 
He strated tOU play Wonder wal
ANYWAY HERES WONDERWALL.
 
Then he started the most painful time of my laife!!
 
My eers were bleeding with rushnrushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce...
 
they alll started to laugh at me for turning into splurge...
While i dieng, the shadowy figure told me:
 
then the blak fgrue bacome a screamin sklekleton and told me:
 
I A M STAN
 
to be cotunuio
then he bacome a screamin sekleton, with the rhythym and harmony of Wonderwall
 
{{by-user|Bruh the moe man}}
homer poped out of the man and gave me the bloody log of the terrorists:
 
-Huh, intresting...
 
to be cotunuio
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