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Warning! This story is made with comedic purpose in mind and is intentionally made as a troll/joke pasta!
With all of that out of the way, i hope you enjoy!
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Madness Combat - Krinkles
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==The Beginning==
Hello, today i would laike to tak abot an expernce i had with the web sho Madness Comat.
It's a series from the erly 2000's, with creatures, alike stick figures, "grunts" and violent and groosome fuight scenes.
One day, i was walking through the park, when i saw a big cardbox big box of cardboard made out of carboard which was a box with a piece of paper and a USB stik.
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Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter.
when i sat down, i got an imenze hrunger , and consumed the paepr, its quit good but id will bfenfeit wifh a bit of vinegrar and ranchk.
btu when i got houm i saw my coumputer was nowere to be sein! so went outside to buy myself a computer, but while i as strolling, i saw a salat
it had computer inside of it. i ate the salda, it wac nice.
==The Contents of the USB Stick==
▲Once i put the usb into my PC, i saw 3 files:
=== File #1: ===
it was an image Homer with
I smiled:
-I liek the show simpsons![[File:Scay.jpg|thumb|the reat|272x272px]]so i saved it on my favorites because i liek simpsons.
=== File #2: ===
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Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood
[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]▼
sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!!
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i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre
▲[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]
i flel asleep and dreament about jessus goung to a stripper club.it was nice▼
▲i flel asleep and dreament about
i woke up.
it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism and scremy musick!
then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said:
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Then he started the most painful time of my laife!!
My eers were bleeding with
they alll started to laugh at me for turning into splurge...
then the blak fgrue bacome a screamin sklekleton and told me:
I A M STAN
to be cotunuio▼
{{by-user|Bruh the moe man}}
▲to be cotunuio
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