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Warning! This story is made with comedic purpose in mind and is intentionally made as a troll/joke pasta!
With all of that out of the way, i hope you enjoy!
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Madness Combat - Krinkles
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==The Beginning==
Hello, today i would laike to tak abot an expernce i had with the web sho Madness Comat.
It's a series from the erly 2000's, with creatures, alike stick figures, "grunts" and violent and groosome fuight scenes.
One day, i was walking through the park, when i saw a big cardbox big box of cardboard made out of carboard which was a box with a piece of paper and a USB stik.
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Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter.
when i sat down, i got an imenze hrunger , and consumed the paepr, its quit good but id will bfenfeit wifh a bit of vinegrar and ranchk.
btu when i got houm i saw my coumputer was nowere to be sein! so went outside to buy myself a computer, but while i as strolling, i saw a salat
it had computer inside of it. i ate the salda, it wac nice.
==The Contents of the USB Stick==
▲Once i put the usb into my PC, i saw 3 files:
=== File #1: ===
it was an image Homer with
I smiled:
-I liek the show simpsons![[File:Scay.jpg|thumb|the reat|272x272px]]so i saved it on my favorites because i liek simpsons.
=== File #2: ===
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Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood
[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]▼
sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!!
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i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre
▲[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]
i flel asleep and dreament about jessus goung to a stripper club.it was nice▼
▲i flel asleep and dreament about
it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism musick!▼
i woke up.
▲it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism and scremy musick!
then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said:
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My eers were bleeding with rushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce...
they alll started to laugh at me for turning into splurge...
then the blak fgrue bacome a screamin sklekleton and told me:
I A M STAN
to be cotunuio▼
{{by-user|Bruh the moe man}}
▲to be cotunuio
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