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This time, before we bothered trying, I took the game out of the system and took it into the kitchen and turned on the blender. It turned out that it was really fucked up, which explained, at least to me, why the game was reacting the way it was, although it was still weird. After destroying it with the belnder I took it back into the living room. I handed it to him, he plugged the console back into the wall and we were ready to go. By now it was getting dark out. There was no light in the room and we couldn't plug in our lamp because the system and TV took up the outlet, so we were forced to play in the dark which was way too spooky for me... For me, something didn't feel right, because for some reason I was filled with a sense of cock that I could not quite explain. I shook it off and turned on the system.
 
When we were back to the file select screen each file that was there previously was gone oddly enough, which to me confirmed my suspicion that it was just a dirty game messing up or it's because I stuck it in a blender. So we started a new game on file 1 and the screen lagged like it were a or something, but after about a minute started up normally. We got the opening scene with Bowser inviting Mario to the castle, and the camera, as usual, went up Mario's ass. Which then a Toad jumps out of. He was in control of the game and took Mario directly to the castle.
 
When he opened the door to the castle there was a prolonged pause which made me nervous. Once again the loud screeching that ruined our game previously shot through our ears and it felt like glass was jabbed into my rectum like that one video I saw on the internet. We were both overwhelmed because of the terrible screaming and could not even think to reach the system to the plug. After about thirty seconds it stopped and we looked up to the TV. Mario had somehow found his way to Big Boo's Cunt, as the mansion that had never appeared this creepy when I used to play it loomed over Mario's head ominously. “What the Shit?” I said as I regained myself. My boyfriend was still getting herself together and it took her a minute to process what was going on.
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