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"He can't be on his period, he ain't got no uterus!" I exclaimed.
 
I noticed something on his corpse... a CD. It said "MariorapeMariosex.EXE" I was a pretty good fan of the Mario Bros. series, and was happy to have the game. As I load it into my computer, my PC crashes. It was the worst virus I've ever had. I put the disc back in and saw that it ran perfectly! After I got past the loading screen, nothing happened... at all. I saw that I could play as... ponies?
 
"YES! MODDED MLP MARIO GAME!" I screamed.
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I played through, and it was just a flat plain with no blocks or anything. I could play as Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and a literal poop taken out of the asshole.
 
They each... died right after I played as them. Mario was rapingfucking them somehow... I turned off the PC, only to find a brand new copy of Super Mario 3D World on my desk. I sold it to a child. I'm so fucking evil.
 
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