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Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expansiveexpensive sandbox game in history., Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was tramatictraumatic and terrorfingterrifying.
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Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expansive sandbox game in history. Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was tramatic and terrorfing.
 
When Notch was five, he got into creepypastas. His favorite was BEN. He was inspired by BEN. But his father hated that. So he abused him by breaking his creepypasta.
When Notch was born, his mother died giving birth to him. She spoke her last words to the newborn before she deid. When Notch was 3, he got adorted by a single father who lives in Greenland. His man was abused. He will choke him, beat him with a hammer, and rape him until he bleed. But notch enjoying the bleed, but hated it too.
 
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At age 54 he got into the furry fandom. He was fox man. At Furry Weekend Alantia! He got kiknapd by shady people. The 21 year old was raped and murderers and that's why mincraft is weird.
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