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== The Gesamtkunstwerk of Writing ==
Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expansiveexpensive sandbox game in history. Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was tramatictraumatic and terrorfingterrifying.
 
When Notch was born, his mother died giving birth to him. She spoke her last words to the newborn before she deid. When Notch was 3, he got adortedadopted by a single father who lives in Greenland. His man was abused. He willwould choke him, beat him with a hammer, and rape him until he bleed. ButHowever, notchNotch enjoyingenjoyed the bleed, but hated it too.
 
When Notch was five, he got into Creepypastas. His favoredfavorite was BEN. He was inspired by BEN. But his father hated tha0tthat. So he abbuseabused him and raped him by brekigbreaking his creepypasta.
 
At age 54, he got into the furry fandom. He was fox man. At Furry Weekend Alantia!, Hehe got kiknapdkidnapped by shady people. The 21 year old was raped and murderers andmurdered. thatThat's why mincraftMinecraft is weird.
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