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I'm sure all of you have heard of the massive fast food chain known as McDonald's. I used to be a frequent enjoyer of the restaurant myself, but after a traumatic experience I had at one of their locations, I vowed to never go back there
It all started on that fateful
"Hello, can I please get the lost burger?" I said to the miserable cashier. Little did I
The moment I spoke those words, the cashier's face turned pale. Without saying a word, she disappeared into the kitchen for exactly 23.002 seconds, and came back holding a single burger wrapped in paper.
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I was a bit unnerved by the way the cashier was acting, but I wasn't going to complain about getting free food. I happily took the burger from the cashier, made my way to an empty table, and unwrapped the burger. It looked exactly like a normal cheeseburger at first glance, so I didn't think much of it when I picked it up and took a bite. Immediately after doing so, I began to taste a strange flavor, so I lifted up the bun and I was shocked to see that the cheese was actually hyper-realistic blood. I was terrified and I wanted to stop eating the burger, but I was too hungry to do that, so I pressed on and kept eating to see what would happen.
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The moment I took a second bite, my eyes popped out of my head and rolled onto the table, and I was left with two scary gaping black eye sockets dripping with red blood. I dropped my burger and rushed to the restroom mirror, where I saw that I looked absolutely terrifying. I screamed really loudly. Why would this happen at McDonald's, a family-friendly establishment meant to be safe for kids? But I couldn't stop eating the lost burger now. I was far too invested in what would happen next to stop. So, I ran back to my table and picked up the burger again, ready to finish what I started.
After my third bite, the burger pulled out a knife covered in blood, and I was stabbed multiple times in the chest. I was horrified and disgusted, and I knew I had to put an end to this. I ran to the trash can to dispose of the burger, but to my surprise, the lid
Finally, after finishing the burger, I sat there at my table with my eyes shut, trying to process the entire traumatizing experience. How could
However, upon opening my eyes again, I noticed that the once-empty
I was shocked. How could she act like the burger I just ate
So
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