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== Chapter 2: Knighted to Princehood ==
Midnight, April 18, 2017. I was browsing memes on my iFunny account, chuckling at the shit that I see. They were mostly reposts, but they were funny, I guess. After downloading a couple dozen memes into my folder, I heard a knock at the front door. Strange, I don't recall having guests, let alone at midnight. Nevertheless, I checked it out. I open the door.
"Evening, sir."
Either I was high as a kite from a nonexistent drug, or I am hallucinating from sleep deprivation. I shook my eye, hoping Paul Blart goes away. He didn't. I debated on screaming or running, or both, but before I could do anything, he spoke again.
"Sir? Are you alright? You seem dazed."
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