Meathead.exe: Difference between revisions

One day, my father hung himself. That same day, my brother fucked a large beef wellington and got autism. My sister, unfortunately, managed to walk after 10 years of being fully able to walk, and my mother, took a shit in a river where it was illegal. I then got touched on my shoulder by someone I didn't understand. As I looked around, a man swiftly handed me a 100MB floppy disk containing a 1GB in size file called 'meathead.exe'.