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Line 1: '''This is a true story!''' I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of [[DATA EXPUNGED]]. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI. Seafood soup. [[Category:~~So verreh skerreh~~Trollpasta]] ~~[[category:you won't sleep ever again]]~~ [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:Seriously, WHAT?!]]▼ [[Category:TRUE STORY]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] ▲[[Category:~~Seriously,~~Old ~~WHAT?!~~Shit]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]