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DEMON!!!! This demon was different from the last boss though. This

demon had a massive penis! He tried to hit Mike with it, but I was

similarily to the last demon boss. “There's no what?” I thought

to myself. I knew now that there was gonna be a message. I had to

know this message now that I'd gotten this far. Then it went to a

cutscene of Mike going up to another demon, and was charging his

the clouds! Mike had died. I thought it was the ending of the game.

The screen went black for a second, showing Mike Falling down. Mike

not right here, I was positive because something was odd in here.

Then skeletons started to chase me down the maze! I tried to launch

sweating heavily as I used my adrenaline rush to get out of the

hallways of the labrynth. I finally made it out with barely enough

MOTHERFUCKER!” It shouted at me.I was able to re gain control of my

hand, and started to kick its ass now! It sure was hard, since he was

been penetrated! I found that the secret was to jump on his tounge

into its mouth. “THAT'S IT! LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE DICKS IN YOUR

MOUTH!” It spoke to me!

Suddenly, my hand started

moving on its own! It went straight for my genetelia!

my balls! “TRY AND BEAT ME NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” The demon

boss mocked me. I felt my head swing down unnaturally to my crotch

 

“C'MON MIKE! SHOVE IT DOWN

screen showed up before returning to the title screen. Luckily, I was

able to break free right after my underpants were ripped off, before