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is Mike Matei. I myself was one of the few fans of his reviews, even
though I rather much prefered James. One day though, my love for the
NES, and Cinemassacre were changed on a strange day.
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I then procceded to the next
level. Now I was in the clouds. Before I could move though, the sky
turned
odd, since it was a game about fighting demons after all. Then Mike
started to jump on the clouds like trampolines, and continued to slay
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DEMON!!!! This demon was different from the last boss though. This
demon had a massive penis! He tried to hit Mike with it, but I was
too quick for that mother fucker! I charged up my male genital ray,
and blew
similarily to the last demon boss. “There's no what?” I thought
to myself. I knew now that there was gonna be a message. I had to
know this message now that I'd gotten this far. Then it went to a
cutscene of Mike going up to another demon, and was charging his
the clouds! Mike had died. I thought it was the ending of the game.
The screen went black for a second, showing Mike Falling down. Mike
had landed up in Hell!
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not right here, I was positive because something was odd in here.
Then skeletons started to chase me down the maze! I tried to launch
my
sweating heavily as I used my adrenaline rush to get out of the
hallways of the labrynth. I finally made it out with barely enough
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fight more demons. I was pleasently surprised to find that red guns,
were actually from Crossfire! “YEAH CROSSFIRE MOTHER FUCKERS!” I
yelled at the T.V.
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MOTHERFUCKER!” It shouted at me.I was able to re gain control of my
hand, and started to kick its ass now! It sure was hard, since he was
immune to my dick attacks. He made one swing, and my
been penetrated! I found that the secret was to jump on his tounge
when he lunged out to french me and James, and I
into its mouth. “THAT'S IT! LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE DICKS IN YOUR
MOUTH!” It spoke to me!
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Suddenly, my hand started
moving on its own! It went straight for my genetelia!
“AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!” I yelped as my hand
my balls! “TRY AND BEAT ME NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” The demon
boss mocked me. I felt my head swing down unnaturally to my crotch
area now! I had to beat him before he made me
felatio!
“C'MON MIKE! SHOVE IT DOWN
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his dick, but instead, it was ANOTHER DICK! My mouth was un-doing my
pants, and was almost at my balls. I picked up the dick, and launched
it at the demon when he was laughing.
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screen showed up before returning to the title screen. Luckily, I was
able to break free right after my underpants were ripped off, before
I swallowed my own genetelia.
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and took my dumps. I was then mortified, and was sweating all over
when I realised something. I had finally figured out the message as I
looked over to my side.
[[File:Toiletpaperroll.jpg|thumb|220x220px|This is the destroyer of worlds right here.]]
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