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When I was nine years old, the things I loved most in life were Shrek and of course, Legos. So when Minecraft was released, it was like a dream come true. Well for me any way, my parents were probably shitting themselves each time a different version of the game was released, as I would always ask them to buy it. EVEN if I DIDN’T have the CONSOLE. They were still recovering from the financial loss experienced for therapy following the events which happened to me in the autumn of 11 when the green man caem thru mai window. He reaped me.
But everything changed in the Summer of 2015. I was only thirteen years old. SkyDoesMinecraft was my idol. Minecraft was getting pretty shit. But I was too much of a hipster to care. It was that fateful day when the zombie apocalypse occurred. Nobody saw it coming.
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BUT WAIT.
Why would the game know about my personal experience that happened when I was only nine? This COULDN’T just be a coincidence, as I don’t remember installing any mods on my computer. I came to a valid conclusion. The game can replicate the past of the person playing! (Or Microsoft were trolling me, but that didn’t come into my head at the time.)
As I started to run away, I was teleported to a dark room, there I saw the two other players on the server. We just stood and staird at eachova 4 aboot 69.9 seconds.
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‘DAETON LIKES COK’
Everything was finally answered in this video, this one second video that changed me in so many ways, physically, mentally, spiritually, and even, sexually. It felt like I had just had the greatest sex ever. (I kno wut havin’ smex fels lieek kuz even at dis age, I’d banged aboot twenty eight bichs.) Those wondrous words were whispered into my ear, and I woke up.
It was 7:30AM and time to get redy 4 skewl. I waked to skewl and noticed that the gates were barren, nobodee waz der. Seeing this, I went home to find my mum on her computer and asked her politely what in the actual fuck was going on.
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“Illuminati Confirmed!” I shouted out. Oh God how I wish I hadn’t.
[[File:Screenshottotallynotfotoshopped.png|thumb|272x272px|Thiz waz teh screen shawt, yez I took 1. I have no idea hoe my cumpooter savd eet. Eet stil givs me nitmares.]]
A triangle with a top hat popped out from the behind of the murky gren pyramyid.
Absolutely nothing bad happened, it just gave me explosive diarrhoea that I’ve had to live with for the entirety of this shitty existence of mine.
That’s how scary that fucking jump scare was, five nights at freddys had absolutely no shizz on dat shizzleshit.
Were my parents in the Illuminati?
I don’t fucking know.
I was then taken to the dark room agen. A thought hit me. Did I leave the midget porn open? No, that wasn’t it. Was I somehow tp’d into Minecraft using some mystical cumpooter programme? That sounds like bullshit right? Think again! Well actually don’t becuz non ov dis maks sens.
Bill Gates and Madara appeared in front of me.
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He the shot a lazer from his mouth and managed to krill
Madara and Akihiko. I was so depressed.
When I woke up, I saw a packet of cannabis on my bed, had this just been a bad trip?
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Outside I saw zombies.
The Daeton One Conspiracy was now in place.
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